isuntepxd：哭笑不得----客户不给我订单却给我讲笑话！！
真是哭笑不得----客户不给我订单却给我讲笑话！！
这个客户就价格跟我商讨了快个把月了，价格总算定妥了，可今天她又冒出技术上的几个细节问题来，说还不能下单，然后再补发一封邮件给我，叫我："have fun"！ 我无语啊，朋友们有遇到这样的事吗？
怎么回复她给我的笑话呢？
isuntepxd：其中有个我挺喜欢的：
Man to doctor : Is there anyway for long life?
Dr. :Get married !
Man : Willit help?
Dr.: No, but the thought of long life will never come to your mind again !
isuntepxd：还共享几个笑话吧:
Son : Father, why we don't travel by ships as like as other people?
Father ( from Scotland): Shut up ! Don't say anything more and swim faster !
isuntepxd：An old man from Scotland is in bed and is passinghis last minutes of his life :
- Where is Andy?
- I'm here Daddy!
- Where is mike?
- I'm here too!
- Where is Susan?
- I'm here with my son,Daddy!
- All of you are here , why the light of that bed room is on?!
jianxue：IT,S FUN
就这样,呵呵
我是阿花：好好联系，应该有点苗头
greenpeach：这样的事情也有???????????????;P
蓝波：还有的等吧,LZ要有耐心啊,还好有FUN;P
kantanch：等等吧，客人可能也在等他的客户确认呢。可能他只是个小的进口商。他也不能说了算。
tincco：呵呵，笑笑，你的客户有趣
amyz2007：客户满有趣的嘛,容易沟通啊
你也发几个HAVE FUN给他啊,礼尚往来:P
西瓜西红柿：;P看来这个客户很有希望的，好好把握吧。Good Luck.
markson：:L :L :L 无语
ykkathy：没有见着过，呵呵，我的客户都是一去就不复返的。
榕榕：这些笑话挺有意思的呀,呵
isuntepxd：呵呵！~ 我做外贸年多了，碰到这事也是头次..
希望她早日给单吧，今天就技术问题给她做个答复，但是我不知道到哪去找英文笑话回发给她呢 :(
有知情的朋友吗？给我show几个网站瞧瞧啊，拜求了！
grass930126：哈哈，楼上的笑话很好玩啊
sarah12585：funny,fighting fighting fighting
Christin2007：应该还有机会吧
我的都是肉豹子打狗
cjh1368：hehe
...............
summer20080308：客人可能在考验你的耐性,人品吧?做不成生意,还可以做朋友呀 咱中国人里有些不是这样的,有利益就会热情款待,没有了会形同陌路的,要不怎么有人走茶凉呢:L
isuntepxd：我在想是否得找些笑话回给她？而且也不知道去哪找英文笑话！大家给条明路我啊！
sandy--sky：不错了 加油哦好好把握
小女子还没有能力和老外沟通呢
summer20080308：
http://www.joke.com.cn/
guan862315：说明你们关系不错啊好好保持吧 会有希望的
zxh1214：经历颇为 传奇啊;P
原色：满好玩的，也许客户把你当成朋友呢
cherry5804：好玩的客户啊.
加油跟踪!
maolin557：没见过这样的老外呢
RAYS：
少见 不错哦 呵呵
小妖77：挺有意思的哦，1楼等等应该会有单子的
bettyhouse：有工作又娱乐的多好
lilyflying：哈哈很不错的呢
每天上班就能看到笑话，多好啊， 一天的心情都会跟着好起来的呢
总比每天看到的投诉或者压根没人理你好吧
ycy806：总比每天看到的投诉或者压根没人理你好吧
isuntepxd：
谢谢!
也非常感谢大家的鼓励啊! 我会继续跟进的，等订单定了我就在这跟大家也说下，呵呵！~ 多谢支持了！！
shadowel：第二个不是很懂呀，偶闪:L :L
zimoqingmen666：等待，是你的就是你的＾＾＾＾＾＾＾
tbtb007：呵呵 还是偶尔笑笑好了
做外贸要有面对任何情况的准备
paul_akssh： ms只有和客户成为朋友才会比较好。～～～～
paul_akssh：
又多了个milan的球迷～～～～～
wncsj220：坚持坚持吧！
isuntepxd：刚刚又收到客户邮件了，她这么写的：
Dear X..,
While you are checking the attached file (注:一些很funny的图片) I will advise you the results of order later.
Regards
Z..
看情形快有戏了！！ 流汗等待中...:L
ycy806：把这些funny图片贴来看看啊;P ;P
isuntepxd：这个客户还在给我发笑话，恐怕已经把我当pen friends了，订单不知还会否有着落..
把她发来的jokes和大家一起分享吧，有些比较晦涩，是她翻译当地笑话来的：
- Do you know what the name of that woman who knows where is her husband?..! ....a Widow!
- Do you know why women can not play football? Because they can't wear similar dresses in 90 minutes!
- " Your picture on the milk bottle is old , please send us your new one" - Dairy factory
- Put the picture of your wife in your pocket. When you face with a problem ,look at it to remember you have greater problem for thinking on!
- Women are divided in to 4 groups:
1- Those who make the men poor.
2- Those who make the men crying
3- Those who make men to wish dying 18 time in a day
4- Those who think that are not of the 3 above groups.
- Doctor : Why you have swallowed so many spoons?
Patient : You, yourself told me eat one spoon each day !
- I am very glad that " Anoushe Ansary " went to the space . I will be more glad if all women go to the space and not get back anymore!
- I wish we were two lovely birds and we made our nest over the highest point of the world. You lied eggs and I went to buy some tomatoes to eat omelet !
- 3 men of Scotland bet to be under the water and if one of them come out of the water should offer the other two ice cream.
1 hours later the body of all 3 appears floats on the water.
- A telephone rings and the woman picks up. After 1 hour the man asks: " who was it? "The wife answers : " Nobody, she had dialed a wrong No.!
- " Why your socks are not matched to each other : one is red and the another one yellow ?
" Really I don't know ! I have another 2pair in home too , one red and another yellow. I think it the mistake of the
seller!
- A man goes to dies and goes to hell. At the first floor sees two angels were tormenting a woman by pressing a nail to her body each 10 minutes. He asks why and someone says she had commit treason to his husband 2 times.
At the second floor sees the same scene but this time the angels was pressing the nail each 5 minutes and the poor woman was crying hard. this time he finds that this woman had done crime to his husband 5 times.
At the tthird floor sees the angels pressing nail to a woman each minute because she had done this crime 20 times.
The cry of the woman was known to him he goes nearer and finds his wife.
" Traitor woman , why you did this to me ! my poor mother was a symbol of piety and sanctity . She was telling me something about you but I didn't belive that now...!
The woman stopped him : " Go to the upper floor , your mother is under sewing machine..!
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