老外在中国就这么叼还写乱七八糟的中文过来

Leon_Trontek：老外在中国就这么叼..还写乱七八糟的中文过来
以下是客户来信：
谢谢邮件
我亲身没有得到确信你们产品
没必要我投资我的宝贵时间
我说3个话流利
一个月赚钱20万人民币
上海香港居住
费用很高
你们不愿意提供免费样品让我体验和发现将来大的订单的话互相什么不良品处理等等
我也不愿意推广你们产品
国际贸易不那么简单的
谢谢

Leon_Trontek：Well, my dear Brian, I took you as a serious potential partner, so i hope you can make our conversation professional and intellect.
Could you pls use your best language for email writing? Obviously, your Chinese is too good for me to understand.
Firstly, tks for you to tell me your income and your living cost, but that is nothing to do with our business.
Do i need to tell you how much i earn?
And i live in Hangzhou, which is also a high-value consumption city. So what?
OK, my friend, maybe you're a big boss, maybe you're rather rich, ya, maybe you also live in big cities.
But, could you please think about more about our business but not to show yourself?
Now we're developing our own position tracking system for overeas market use, and we gonna test our system at 20th in UK this month.
In fact, i can send you free samples, but before that, i need to know what exactly you want.
For example, which countries you're dealing with, do you need to customize the fuctions or not,
what's your Network, you have your own sever or not?
We're looking for professional partners who have technology background, Brian.
Though our time is not so valuable as yours, we need to answer back the free sample requirements from many different customers everyday.
We charge the samples only wanna see if we got a real serious company or not.
What we concern about the samples, is not only it's free or not, but also it is good enough or not for a professional buyer.
Hope you can understand.
兄弟姐妹们 我这样回ok吗？？

sisypan：你觉得他是潜在客户吗？呵呵，不妨幽默一些，未必太严肃了点吧！你也可以来些反语，说他的中文说得真是太好了，呵呵。

Leon_Trontek：
有道理！

amygoer：我估计老外是英文了 用google翻译成中文的吧没有文法。
不过1楼的回复很给力啊。 老外一看，估计伤他自尊了 哈哈。

GiGi.lee：我K,直接跟他说
哇塞，你中文太好了啦。能跟幼稚园的小学生有得比拉

Draw1025：个人认为1楼回复的很好·····
汉语博大精深，不要拿来乱弄··········

yayi_zoe：我也觉得1楼很厉害，，回复得超好··
赞一个··

johnlin525：其实呢老外到现在养成这么叼也是咱们国内某些厂商、某些管理人宠出来的对吧

Smiling-Eyes：老外汉语不咋滴啊
用词不当啊:funk: :funk:

Leon_Trontek：
非常同意啊 我们要不是每个供应商这样恶性竞争 对老外卑躬屈膝的
哪这样啊！
我朋友在上海被车撞了 对方就不赔钱 警察说没办法 除非你是外国人！

蚌中莎：
1楼厉害，老外咋啦，了不起啊？

woshixiaohe：
1楼的英文太厉害了，崇拜中

牛小龙：老外也会说我们的英语狗屁不通吧

leowen：1楼，写少点吧。太多了的话，假如别人这么说我，我是不会看完的。

加油小米：超给力幸会！

leowen：英文很赞，。

sophiechance：
1楼英语水平不错嘛，而且还挺幽默的

carolineni：1楼你回的好，估计那老外看了要火大。

lengzifeng：晕，会不会他看我的英语和我看他的中文的感觉一样啊:L

WendyJ：1楼，很给力的说。不要太宠着客户了，要不他会待宠而骄的。

qweabc5203：扯哪去了:L那邮件一看就知道是外国老兄用google翻译弄出来的啦，

rockyroad：SB老外，BS老外。

潇潇雨：这老外的语法！
无语了~
这是在糟蹋中国的文化~:Q :Q

anythingdo：个人认为1楼写的很好，就事论事而已。真的客户（甚至是大客户）会在乎样品费吗？ 这个鸟人。:Q :Q :@ :@

chris_cai：Dear Brian:
Thanks for your mail in Chinese.It proved you're a professional business man.I 've tried my best to realize your words because I love Chinese very much.
Let me guess your 3 kinds of good speaking language is:Mandarin,Cantonese,Shanghai dialect?as you told me you 're living in Hongkong and shanghai.but you must aware that they're all belong to Chinese culture.
Please note that we do not wana invest our time to a passby.so send us sample charge first to move on,as you said "business is not easy"
If not I 'm afraid wasting time is your work.
Bye!

bobbymac：这老外的邮件估计也是google等软件翻来的，用词不当，语气不友好

@静怡@：1楼好强悍，英语真好啊。

jhgyc2006：Let me guess your 3 kinds of good speaking language is:Mandarin,Cantonese,Shanghai dialect?as you told me you 're living in Hongkong and shanghai.but you must aware that they're all belong to Chinese culture:funk: :funk: :funk:

Jenniferfn4：牛

lovexu：这样的文章拿出来超给力