huadan131420:一封好笑的邮件
大家来看看吧,一个老外给我发的一封邮件,太好笑了.摆明了是国际诈骗嘛
Request for your product.
Dear Friend,
I saw your products in the ec21 web site and i am very interesting, so kindly send your price list to me on below email:
Regards,
Musa.
这是第一封
huadan131420:Dear Musa,
I'm glad to receive your request about our products.We are factory specializing in producing all kinds of aerosol products,such as, spray adhesive,detergent,lubricant and so on.From your letter,I'm delighted to hear that your are interested in our products.But we face a problem that we have hundreds of products with different application. I'll be appreciate if you could tell me what usage product you need.
So that I can quote the exact product you need.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you!
Best Wishes!
Yours:Amy
这是我给他回的
huadan131420:DEAR FRIEND,
I am MusaSese Seko, son of the late President Mobutu Sese Seko
of Congo Democratic Republic former Republic of Zaire presently there
is a war going on in my country and so my family members escaped to
Morroco while I am presently at a refugee camp in Ireland monitoring
events. Because of the present crises, my environment is not conductive
for investment and more over, most of my fathers properties and account
have been frozen by the present government of Joseph Kabila.
Now, I want to set up a business overseas and I have about $50 Million
united state dollars set aside for this project, I decided to contact
you to help me in setting up a business, but would not want my name or
family name to be used.
I am prepared to give you 20% of the total sum if you can assist me in
security voltwhere! my father
(Mobutu Sese Seko) deposited this fund before he died.
Please, do contact me immediately on my private email address which is
for us to discuss As soon as I hear from you, and confirm your
assistance every documents regarding to the claiming of this fund will
be handed over to you as the familys foreign partner.
Best regards
MusaSeko
第二封,下面是我回的Dear Musa,
I'm sorry to hear the war news,and I'm very glad to help you.Could you please tell me what I shoul do to help you?
Best wishes!
Amy
huadan131420:然后他又回了一封,大家仔细看这封,快笑死人了
Dear Friend,
Thanks for your mail.
I am the third Child of late Mobutu Sese-Seko, former President of Congo , now known as Democratic Republic of Congo. While my father was still alive he was being accused of embezzlement and as such, he was hausted out of office, by the Kabila government who confiscated all our father's asset including cash, this ugly event gave my father a great Shock. Presently, my families are leaving in penury, while I am here monitoring events to see on how we can get out this money which is our only hope for survival.
Therefore, in getting this consignment (fund) out from the security company , we need you to act as my father's late business associate. All the necessary documents as regards this consignment will be changed to your name, and we shall employ our family lawyer to effect these changes in the Court of Law, thus making everything legal and transparent.
For us to commence in this transaction you must first assure us that you will travel to the country where this security company is located in order to endorse and receive this fund on behalf of Mobutu's family. Also you shall send us a letter of guarantee that our own share of the money will be safe in your hands.
Note, that we do not want our family name to reflect in this transaction, for the fact that, our government are still after confiscating any asset, that they can prove belongs to our family. So we are being very careful to make sure that this transaction is not exposed. Based on this, we employ you to keep this transaction very confidential and secret. As we assure a 100% hitch-free transaction.
We do expect your quick response, so we can proceed to the next stage of this transaction. In your reply, do send us a copy of your international passport.
Also send me:
Your full name
Tel/fax number
Home/office address
Thank you in anticipation, for your support and co-operation in this project.
Regards,
Musa Seko
davidskywalker:LZ……整篇邮件我看到那个$50 Million就知道怎么回事了……
玩玩他吧
人家英语学得挺不错,也算是个高级知识分子
huadan131420:真是好笑,这种人都有,莫名其妙
daniuelliu:呵呵!我要是你我就慢慢陪他玩,看谁厉害。
huadan131420:第三封我还没回呢,对他简直无语了.各位高人,你们觉得还有必要回他这封邮件吗?
joyce_yl:1楼也是有时间啊,还跟他回邮件。既然有时间跟她多联系一会吧。,看看是怎么来诈骗的
huadan131420:呵呵,的确是很无聊呵!不过真是觉得特别好笑
coralli:太长了,懒的看了,不过一般这么长的都是骗子
bailingocean:我也遇到过这样的人~~
Sukixiang:我最近经常收到这样的EMAIL. 我都是直接删除,多得去了。
yoyo19840418::( 我也收到了。不过我没给他回。
痞子苏:都是高手啊~看来真得学习学习,向各位高人
sophyfangya:英语写得挺好的,呵呵
抬头看看天:我还接到过这种电话呢,呵呵,免费练口语和听力,挺美的
leeshine:我的邮箱里有N封这样的邮件,哎````世界上无聊的人真多!还是我们中国人好,不会用这样低智商的方式发Email。
410520:平均每天都有一封这样的邮件,见怪不怪了!
犹豫的瞬间:我也收过好几封
不过我从来没回过
感觉看起来就是假的
什么老公死了留下笔遗产
指定要到外面投资不然拿不出来云云
路子很老的说
huadan131420:这些人的确是太无聊了,第一次收到邮件还害我兴奋了一下,才发布产品上去就有人给我发邮件了.没想到竟是一国际诈骗者,真是让人伤心!
zouxiaoya520:.......................
monstertalk:一般看到这种信我直接删除。
susan(F.Y.C):
这位比较牛的.
helenswj:呵呵也碰到过这样的客户了,骗子了啊。
韩懿:这样的邮件是不是发件人和收件人都不明确?回复会不会有问题啊,权当闲暇之余练练英语呗
文章首发表于:2008-4-14 17:08