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chuzhuang123：情何以堪，情何以堪啊。
情何以堪，情何以堪啊。
昨晚熬夜到1点多的时候，我在阿里上收到了一个抖屏，显示的分组是在我的老外组里面，简单的扯了下，说需要我们的男士皮质凉鞋，还说要来看厂，我已经记不清，我有没有给他报过价格了，也不知道他什么时候到我的阿里旺旺里的。
既然老外表示了来看厂，那么我肯定是欢迎了。又找我要了msn，呵呵，他加不上我，只好我来加他了。又要了电话，我也给了，还真打过来了，没说了20秒，就挂了，老是说ok，ok，my friend，chatting，chatting。ok，那我们就在msn上chatting吧。
我不得不说，这个老外的英语的确很烂。唉，当然，我的也一般。
因为我们是双休，昨晚睡得也晚，再加上这几天，我也实在是累了，所以我就大睡了一下，睡到了今天下午三点多，起来洗漱一下，打开电脑，还是习惯性打开旺旺和msn，没过多久，msn来了个抖屏，打开一看，是昨晚说要来看厂的pakistan的老外，简单的问候、扯了下，看到了传说中的pakistan人，是一个戴着帽子的四十岁左右的中年男子，说话的时候还是ok、ok的居多。
呵呵，又提出了让我找个女生到广州机场接他，昨晚一听找个，我就火大，是要找鸡吗？
我回复他说，你要是想要，你到了中国，到了浙江（我们在浙江），我可以带你去找，他问我how much？我说那要取决于你想找什么样的girl了，多大？20-25？呵呵，我说100usd左右，beauty。他说，那么50usd就能找个so-so的了。我说差不多吧，他说，我要24小时服务的。我说，刚刚说的价格是一次性的，唉，又是一通瞎扯。老外老是让我谅解他。如何去谅解？如此的谅解？
不打字了，哥累了，上聊天记录。
YOUSEF 说:
oh
write
frind
Chu 说:
ok
YOUSEF 说:
yousef
Chu 说:
ok
my name is jackie chu
YOUSEF 说:
ok jacki
Chu 说:
nice to meet you
YOUSEF 说:
thanks
Chu 说:
next month , you wil come to China?
YOUSEF 说:
yes
Chu 说:
come to my factory?
when
YOUSEF 说:
of course
Chu 说:
ok, when?
视频通话已经停止。
YOUSEF 说:
15-9-2011
Chu 说:
ok
YOUSEF 说:
but iam want you need one accepet me in guangzhou
Chu 说:
great
a girl?
YOUSEF 说:
iam no have been befor i xiamen
yes
have
YOUSEF 刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
Chu 说:
do you find the traselater by yourself?
YOUSEF 说:
freind iam want sure ?
iam no know?
iam want you help me?
Chu 说:
but you know , we are in zhejiang
YOUSEF 说:
no problem
iam pay airticket for girl
and hotel stay with me
Chu 说:
we can pick you up in zhejiang
YOUSEF 说:
pls under stand me
freind find for me girl service me in china?
1 -accepet me in guangzhou
2- around with me in markting china
3- coming with girl to your factorey
4- iam payment salar
understand now
Chu 说:
that is nothing about the money, we can pick you up in zhejiang,you can also have the airport in yiwu
YOUSEF 说:
wow
Chu 说:
are you alone to China?
YOUSEF 说:
yes
Chu 说:
ok
YOUSEF 说:
why no understand me freind?
Chu 说:
when you come to our factory, we can also do some special service for you
actually, as i said , we are in zhejiang, not in guangzhou
YOUSEF 说:
ok
iam want you find for me one in zhejiang
and need to guangzhou
iam payment airticket freind
understand now
Chu 说:
ok,my dear frined
you knowthat is not easy for us to find a girl who can know English and wish to come to guangzhou
YOUSEF 说:
little english no problem
onlly book airticket and back to your factorey
iam call you and calling with the girl by mobial
Chu 说:
why do you come to zhejiang?
no airport?
we can also wait for you in yiwu airport?
YOUSEF 说:
understand
no problem
Chu 说:
i can find a girl with me , wait for you in yiwu airport
YOUSEF 说:
no in guangzhou?
Chu 说:
yes, because we are in zhejiang,not in guangzhou
YOUSEF 说:
which price freind you give me granet
YOUSEF 刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
Chu 说:
yes, i am here
YOUSEF 说:
ok
Chu 说:
which price?
YOUSEF 说:
the girl service me every time
Chu 说:
your meaning?
YOUSEF 说:
price granet
how much m2
Chu 说:
sleep?
YOUSEF 说:
?
Chu 说:
ok
great
she will help you order the hotel
YOUSEF 说:
sleep with me in hotel
and service me
YOUSEF 刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
Chu 说:
ok
i got it
YOUSEF 说:
have MSN the girl?
send me
iam want chating with
Chu 说:
sorry about it,if you want, you can find by yourself
sorry, my dear friend
if you want,
YOUSEF 说:
frreind iam sorry
Chu 说:
sorry
we are the bussiness
YOUSEF 说:
yes
Chu 说:
not the fucking
sorry
YOUSEF 说:
iam want afterbussines
Chu 说:
yes, i know, but i can not find a good girl to sleep with you
YOUSEF 说:
ok
Chu 说:
sorry, you can find by yourself
if you come to China, you can call me, we sure welcome you to vist our factory and have a bussiness, but the girl, i am sorry, i can not find her
YOUSEF 说:
ok
Chu 说:
thank you for understanding
YOUSEF 说:
which price granet have?
YOUSEF 刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
YOUSEF 说:
understand me?
Chu 说:
granet?
girl?
YOUSEF 说:
yes
Chu 说:
girl? in China?
YOUSEF 说:
granet freind
yes
Chu 说:
that will not be too much
YOUSEF 说:
how
Chu 说:
that is depend on what kind of girl you want?
20-25?
or 30-35?
beauty or so-so?
YOUSEF 说:
20-25
Chu 说:
ok , that will be expensive
about 100 usd
a beauty
YOUSEF 说:
ok
soso
50 usd
Chu 说:
ok
that can also be
YOUSEF 说:
service 24 hourse
Chu 说:
oh, that is too long
YOUSEF 说:
yes
Chu 说:
50 usd just one time
YOUSEF 说:
24 hourse
Chu 说:
that is ok
if you want, we can also take you to find a one
yo service 24 hours
YOUSEF 说:
yes 24 hourse service
have ?
Chu 说:
ok, when you come to yiwu , come to our factory, we will find a girl you want get together
ys
YOUSEF 说:
ok
Chu 说:
you give the money to the girl, the girl will service you want
YOUSEF 说:
ok
freind which number granet have?
G......
WHICH NUNBED
Chu 说:
as i said , no girl now, when you come to China, you will get her
YOUSEF 说:
YES
GRANET
OK
IAM WAIT FREIND
Chu 说:
ok
YOUSEF 说:
ITHINK YOU ARE LAIR
IAM CANCLE YOU
Chu 说:
cancel?
YOUSEF 说:
YES
NO CONTACT AND NO COOPRATE
Chu 说:
great
YOUSEF 说:
OK
Chu 说:
ok, good luck to you
Chu 说(16:18):
88,my dear friend

1987-julia：他认为你是个骗子，然后取消了给你的订单？

chuzhuang123：
哥们，你这话说的让我好生尴尬，是他说要来看厂，需要我找个女孩到广州机场去接他，再陪他圈圈叉叉。
唉，你说，让我到哪去找呢？再说，就是找到了，又能代表什么呢？so what？

飞来峰：。做生意，不卖肉。

kylin007：猪肉都十几元一斤了，这生意做不得

aluay：that will not be too much???:funk: 狂晕啊

伊人☆如梦：Shit ! Damned pakistani

gerrysang：鄙视他
这种人像是有诚意做生意的吗？正经事没谈，一上来就是找小姐，还是别跟他浪费时间了

9guniang：你要拉皮条啊，虽然你卖的是皮鞋

wenwenzhuoyu：强烈鄙视这样的死老外，踩踩！

88497589：LZ又来这里讲笑话了~~

tangzihuai：那些人就这个德行，上次来了俩印度人··晚上吃完饭，陪他们去泡脚·然后回家了，NND，十二点的时候打老子电话，叫去帮他们找小姐，日，老子自己都没去过，一点经验也没有，硬是硬着头皮叫TAXI送我去那里，进去谈价钱，谈的那个心惊胆颤的，谈好了送到酒店，妈的，还问我要不要TOGETHER，老子拔腿就跑···:J ···都是些什么人···

chuzhuang123：
嘿嘿，是的。

chuzhuang123：
是的。

chuzhuang123：
我哈哈哈哈哈哈。

chuzhuang123：
:funk: :funk: :funk: 难道你以前经常听我讲笑话？？

chuzhuang123：
淡定、淡定，善哉、善哉。

chloepingping：神经病老外。看得我头晕

chuzhuang123：
:funk: :funk: :funk: :funk: :funk:

silvia1101：老外都是这么无耻的
这样的老外见的多了，都是这样子的，超级无耻

hhli：靠，叫这老外去死。

shangxinke：你们真的是太牛了好事不断啊;P

alisayt：典型的欠收拾型:L