每天感觉外贸工作无聊痛苦的请看看这个

peiding5220：每天感觉外贸工作无聊,痛苦的请看看这个..
一个老外朋友发给我的一个笑话故事,大家仔细看:
I suddenly love my job

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box andread it carefully . You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE ISALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
.....Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart..Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work
for Johnson &Johnson!!

aprilunique：hahahahhaha ,你客人还真有心啊,我确实发慌啊

westinee：呵，你客人还真有意思

wzjudy85：'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized. '
不是吧
受得了的啊
真想知道量有多大

mswee：呵呵超好笑的誒.

zzf0903：呵呵，苦中作乐

cuitling： 我不是很明白啊

cuitling：:$ 再看一次看明白了

Neo6775：不好笑，太含蓄了吧~

ramlajiao：超级搞笑！:$ :$ :$

tree1505：有点夸张，呵呵..

KABANOPTICS：老外也会打这样的广告的吗

qfsy2008123：外贸交流群:68641557
做外贸的朋友可以近来交流交流啊:o :o :o

ivyxie0913：这个客人还真是不错的说
虽然没看很明白:$

忘忧：似懂非懂 呵呵呵呵呵

sabrinaleung：足足看了四次,最后两段再重复两次,才明了~^^~

roblion：不错不错！！

lisadan：
看懂了我很高兴了

jeanne54：这种检验方法？？

Esther_Kuang：Not funny as i thought

zuizim：感觉不好笑, 是不是我没看明白还是怎么的,哈

aleks85：O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ 没看明白 :L :L

vicky-nunu：搞笑
Maybe you should go and work
for Johnson &Johnson!!
这句话最搞笑了.....

surefly：
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized
that's where is funny about...

xixifhx：表面上看来好象是教我们调节心情的，可具体的我不晓得他在说什么呢？:(

cindyjlh： ，嘎嘎，我也是看了好几次才看懂的。中间还借助了工具。哈哈~~

Gordon.guo：我没看懂，有没有达人翻译一下，俺英文水平差呀

monstertalk：每 一个都做过测试了？？？？？？。。不知道和谁的PP接触过了~~~~~~~

xiemoli：前面一大段都是废话啊，不过还是不明白，有什么寓意吗？庆幸自己不是在那工作？
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart..Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work
for Johnson &Johnson!!
那么这段话？还是不明白，老外的广告太有深度了

moon8889：哈哈确实很搞笑的

Pollykaka：生活就是这样子，磨人性，
要阳光，积极，乐观，
心情不好，要懂得调节，
换不了工作，换心情