Iwasshockedtoknowt

adavid：I was shocked to know that```
I was shocked to know that our sales director gone this morning
whether fired or resigned I do not know
he was the second one, just in his office for a month
followed after his predecessor who stayed here for no more than a week
sacked because of his constant grammatical mistakes in his sales plan
whether Chinese can be ruled by grammar I do not know
I was shocked to know our associate general manager had gone when I backed from school
only to be replaced by the boss's brother with a junior middle school education
whether the man with years' management experence in overseas company is inable I do not know
I was shocked to know that our factory director gone, or rather kicked out
a man who followed the boss when he was nothing but nobody in Shenzhen till he became something
a man backed the boss when one of his mistresses and a dozen scamps almost shattered everything
a man but by gossip of other veteran workers that he stole the money of the boss
not real theft , of course
but a self-interested man only stole the money the boss stole from his workmen
it's the marvellous trick to get rid of him that he was appointed as an agent
whether this man with no experience in sales will make a killing by selling the new product I do not know
nor do I care
My friends were shocked to know that I have been waiting for a new product
not yet developed for four months
the factory knows nothing about effiency
and I know nothing about time
I am leaving, anyway, after getting a month's wage
I will flick the dirt of my butt and get out of here
whether I will find a new good job I do not know
Wish me good luck, come on!

peter599：

serinna：似乎1楼对英语中某个句型把握的很好。
I was shocked to know that 。whether。I do not know

serinna：flick the dirt of my butt and get out of here 这句很有趣

scany503：
呵呵，这是“拍拍屁股走人的意识”吧？

fangmei0501：词汇好丰富啊，佩服佩服

jjyaboo：太可怕了，哥看了整整三遍才看懂！

俺是乡下娃：(⊙o⊙)…很复杂 我在琢磨下

xgq：错误不少，有点显摆过头了

suforrest：有难度 。

tinacong8510：1楼蛮厉害的。

supersonic：你觉得你可以尝试写写民谣，有点老迪伦的范儿

Bluery：姐看不太懂

~benben~：:(有难度........

celiamv：上帝 shocked!
是不是GOOGLE 翻译出来的啊？

redmk：我看了第一句话以为你们DIRECTOR挂了~:L :L :L

Dtom-ba：
这位兄弟说话太幽默了

子邪：是不是跟着要说几句“哥震精了”之类的话呀。;P

shuiyishi：there are many mistakes. but lz is so excellent in writing this kind of style!

广外毕业生：蛮多错误的，低调一点

TitiLee：I was shock that you still in there.

m1089：拜伦的诗也不过如此吧，吼吼~~