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没有订单的日子太无聊和同事一起来把老外给耍了

helenyun：没有订单的日子太无聊，和同事一起来把老外给耍了- - -
各位路友，请原谅我和我同事骗了老外，不过前提是，这个老外太色，太无聊。所以，我们也和他玩玩- - - 毕竟没有订单的日子太枯燥了。所以，在不浪费时间，又可以提高英语的前提下，何乐而不为呢。
请看刚刚的一段对话。
ankush agarwal(13:21:45): hi 老外

anna ge(13:21:52): hi ' 同事

ankush agarwal(13:22:33): did you get good news for me?

anna ge(13:22:57): no ,he didnt answer me

anna ge(13:23:03): i`m sad

ankush agarwal(13:23:47): what are you talking?why didn't he answer you.You must not have called

anna ge(13:25:28): i called him ,i ask him whether he love me ,or he just love the before girl ,he said he love her ,but he dont know what`s the feeling to me

ankush agarwal(13:27:01): you give me his number.You do not know how to talk,clumsy girl.I wont let you regret whole life.do you get me

anna ge(13:29:13): no ,to the unresponsilityboy, i have no words to say ,maybe i must give up

ankush agarwal(13:30:34): just you shut-up and give me his number.You are so sweet any one can not just walk over you this way.He has to give a justified reason for not approving you.

anna ge(13:32:07):

ankush agarwal(13:33:36): don't you make stupid faces.got me.you are coward.Give me his number.You should'nt love if you don't have courage

anna ge(13:35:24): you are too kind

ankush agarwal(13:36:48): are you giving me his number or not.I promise you then you will never be able to speak to me also.I can not tolerate such nonscence.one can not lose for love.

anna ge(13:38:20): 00000由于是本人手机，所以，省了。

ankush agarwal(13:38:59): can he speak english what's his name?what does he call you Anna?

anna ge(13:40:19): he call XXX ,he cant speak english ,maybe now he stay with that girl.

anna ge(13:40:42): he call meXXX

ankush agarwal(13:41:19): just wait I will call him now.

anna ge(13:41:46): dont blame him

ankush agarwal(13:42:51): you keep shut

ankush agarwal(13:46:05): I called him there is a girl called susan who received his cell and said he has gone for work.I will call him.Let me know when he gets back from work plz

anna ge(13:47:22): susan?his girlfriend called susan,

anna ge(13:48:18): his girlfriend stay to his home ,i have to give up ,im sad

ankush agarwal(13:48:27): Yes.You plz let me know what time he get's back.I can and will talk to him.Susan can speak english a little

ankush agarwal(13:48:51): You do not have to give up till me alive.Trust me

ankush agarwal(13:50:10): Come on cheer up.

ankush agarwal(13:50:37): Smile for me plz and trust me I will do all what I can for you

ankush agarwal(13:51:01):

anna ge(13:51:12):

ankush agarwal(13:51:38): You so beautiful that like that boy to will find 1000

ankush agarwal(13:52:02): I am there to convience him.If your love true he will get to you sure

anna ge(13:53:16): but dont you think if he love her ,maybe he can marry her ,i cant selfish

ankush agarwal(13:53:50): you do not take any tention.Let me speak to him and find out what's the truth.

ankush agarwal(13:54:19): Every thing is fair in love and war.if you love him you will get him

anna ge(13:55:37): buthow to do that girl ,she also love him

ankush agarwal(13:56:52): you do not worry.Let me talk to him first.Let her love I know you not her.Your love true so you will get him

anna ge(13:58:58): hers love also true ,you don`t worry ,everything will be ok, i wil call him again .,wait my good nesw
这是刚刚和他的一段对话。
这个老外原来是发询盘和我同事询价的。但是后来说要来广交会，让我同事去见他，说对我同事有兴趣，如果去的话，就和我们同事做订单。
我同事觉得他有神经病，没有理他。后来，他说，我喜欢你，来我们这里工作吧，或是我来你们国家，我们在一起牛奶面包什么都会有的。
这是他的一封邮件。
Hi Anna,

Yes why not you come to Nepal.It's true that currently Nepal is in a mess,but it's still far better then many other Country's in world.I assume things are temporary and should get settled.So what if it's strange,you will not be stranger here.I have my small business set up from where it's enough to earn bread and butter without much effort.

You will help me as a customer then am very sorry I wouldn't like then to settle in China.In fact for me to settle in China will be 100 times more tougher then you in Nepal.I will never get residential visa for China,where as you don't require visa for Nepal.

I truly wish to get myself settled,but am not getting opportunity and right choice.

Quilt import was something which has made me get interested.There are few other items which I wish to start from China to import but those company already have sole agent in Nepal.If some how could get there products then could rest in chair and life earning would be cool.

If you do not mind how about sending me a snap?may be some time in crowd of world we just happen to cross each other and don't even know that who we are.

With Regards
ankush
然后一直向我同事要照片，我们就去网上搜了一个美女的照片发给了他，他喜欢得不得了。问有没有男朋友，我们说有了，他就让我们发一个男朋友的照片给他，我们又发了。现在是，他要给这男朋友打电话，让这个男的对我同事说，爱她，要让他们两结婚。而SUSAN是这男的前女友，我同事说，他男朋友正不知道怎么决定，是要她还是前女友。所以，这老外是打电话教训这男的。刚刚他还真的打电话来了。由于本公司业务部全是女孩，所以，电话是我接的，而我自然而然的就变成了第三者。:L 我可是无辜的。:L :P
他用英语说的，问那男的去哪里了，又问我和男的是什么关系，我说，他朋友，他就直接把电话挂了。
想想没有单子的日子真无聊，耍起老外来了。:L :L

davidskywalker：如果我在公司可以随便接电话的话……我很乐意加入你们一起冒充的……

espanol123：你们还真会玩哈．牛！

uk-switch：三个女人一台戏......不知道1楼公司业务部有几个...:L :L :L :L

cqandzy：好玩
有点儿意思
娱乐娱乐

qizun520：
估计没个三天三夜唱不完..

sunny3760：this is a relief, hoho..

Vasiatoys：我有个客户也是尼泊尔的。
可色了。
一天到晚说什么。
if we are together ,it is so nice.
真是郁闷死。

phoniex_yan：呵呵～很多老外都是色鬼来的～

77-77：呵呵
还好偶什么人都没遇到过

sieman18：真的很无聊！
你比我还无聊。但是英语水平有待提高。

wwei95：1楼三言两语把事情讲一下，那么长的对话，很难看下去

Nancy20070103：没有单的日子确实是很难混呢！

carrie8877：没有定单的日子,似乎最近大家都比较闲呀!

darosejiang：有意思，第一次看到这样的事，呵呵，这样可以锻炼英语水平啊，也不错啊呵呵，很有意思喔;P

ourfaith：这色老外嘴还真甜的
very nomantic
some day we come across in the crowd and fall in loce at first sight....
haha

elias：haha 真好玩···················

elias：不过不厚道···················

吴春梅：恩，很不厚道，要让人家知道了还不急死了，做人要实在

ym2008ym：;P 有这样的老外还真不错呀
锻炼英语的好办法啊

coralli：
连电话都不能接啊~~有点可怜!

心随锋动：可怜的老外。

doreen_ning：不大好吧，1楼
你们想法还真是奇特

xugz_666：真的是很无聊:funk:

Gary205：太长了有点罗嗦:$ :$
看的偶脑袋疼:$ :$

paul1982：你们也太强大了:funk: :funk:

xuxy1230：你们有意思

Della2008：呵呵真好玩！;P

mayleechan：看来你们真的是相当无聊滴，哈哈~~

junjingking：我的白痴老板 (4.14-5.21)
没错大家一看标题就知道又是个在骂老板的家伙
先唠叨一下自己的情况 08年2月份学校就要求我们实习了我那时每天在家帮忙做生意等很多同学发我短信问我在干吗时
我才知道全班只有4个人没找到工作而我就是其中一个拉
很急就要求我哥哥能把我介绍进他所在的那厂去做外贸他那厂是我们那的一个品牌了
方大工具厂很有盛名的熟悉这一行业的应该都知道的吧里面的老板很有人情味
发工资的时候碰巧资金不足都先发车间工人的坐办公室的都要延后...
外贸部也是很厉害的去年为整个厂拿下几千万美金.. (具体数目我不知道,因为也算机密了是我朋友跟我说的)
我想去的原因很简单拉离家近我很好的朋友又在二楼当会计我要是顺利的话就在四楼工作二个冤家又能在一起了
我哥哥是那人事部的经理, 我爸爸以前问他能不能把我安排进的时候他就说可能不行现在没办法我硬要进他就说来试试吧
所以2.22我跑去那公司面试了外贸部就一男经理手下的都是MM
老板很胖象加菲猫一样的靠在沙发上跟我说话(不是讽刺他拉是很可爱的家伙听说很负责任 )
他跟我说工作可以不看能力但一定要有责任心我们外贸部是有规定的本地人不让进因为涉及到自己公司的机密*&^%@#$%^%..
然后就被拉去试口语了555 好打击那女的英语好标准好厉害还拿了篇很厂的文章让我先读再翻译
我是一边读一边骂自己以前荒废时间现在好了丢脸丢大了...后来就走了
过了几天我哥哥打电话问我有没什么消息我说没有他说要不要帮你去问下我说算了我自己去温州找吧不麻烦你了
当时心里这样想的都丢那么大的脸了也说了不让本地人进了我也就不去为难我哥哥了
所以我跟爸妈说自己跟自己以前一同学去温州找工作他们没怎么阻止我就去了
找工作真的很难我不怕面试就怕去面试的过程要坐车问人感觉很烦特别是把我面得死去活来的时候抛下一句你等通知吧.
住在自己的寝室看到室友的床铺站在门口看空荡荡的走廊心里还是难受....
找工作很不顺利灰头灰脸的回家了白天帮忙做生意晚上玩下游戏看下招聘消息
终于有一天看到一家公司要外贸业务员而且居然没什么要求我就发了简历没反应直接打电话是个女的接的态度很不好给了我老板的电话就挂掉了我打了过去他要我下午三点去面试挂完电话我很开心因为从电话里听出那人好象什么都不懂我就想太好了这个工作有戏没想到那只是不愉快的开始..