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看我怎么折腾老外骗子可把老外骗子折腾死了昨晚

oneforwhat：看我怎么折腾老外骗子
可把老外骗子折腾死了。
昨晚与骗子周旋的经过，有事没单的赶紧忙去。无聊透顶的可当故事看。有剧情介绍
切入正题。
半年都米人加我，突然有个人主动加我，着实激动了下。心理乐呵，，咱还是有点魅力的嘛。
Carter F. Ham 说： HELLO PLEASE CAN WE CHAT
ME 说： hello
ME 说： yes.
Carter F. Ham 说： what is your name and what do you do for a living?
ME 说： call me jin.
ME 说： and i
ME 说： and you ?
ME 说： i'm sales.
Carter F. Ham 说： in a company?
ME 说： yeap
以上都是探底的，一开始还米反应过来。
ME 说： how about you ?
Carter F. Ham 说： i m general cater f ham usa army general assign to africa for peace keeping mission and i m in tripoli libya now
Carter F. Ham 说： how old are you?
ME 说： you seem like a captain in holiwood movie.
看套他头像确实像个美国上将。
Carter F. Ham 说： noo
Carter F. Ham 说： i m a ary general assign to Africa
瞧他急的。
Carter F. Ham 说： i m Carter F Ham
ME 说： nice to meet you .
ME 说： i'm 28
ME 说： nice job.
Carter F. Ham 说： yes thank you
Carter F. Ham 说： are you working for a company?
还在探底。靠
ME 说： yes.
ME 说： yes..
ME 说： you are right.
ME 说： are you still there?
ME 说： can you receive my message?
ME 说： what's the problem with the internet?
SKYPE处了点问题，他还没收到我的信息
Carter F. Ham 说： you there
ME 说： yes.i'm back.
Carter F. Ham 说： yes
ME 说： what' s the time now .there?
Carter F. Ham 说： 1:02pm
Carter F. Ham 说： what about yours
ME 说： 20:13PM.
ME 说： have you finished your lunch?
ME 说： i just finished my supper.
Carter F. Ham 说： yes
Carter F. Ham 说： i have
ME 说： are your job full of danger?
Carter F. Ham 说： yes
ME 说： you seem so stronger,.
Carter F. Ham 说： but i m use to it
Carter F. Ham 说： thank you
ME 说： yeah..
ME 说： i hope i can be brave as you .
ME 说： used to any danger.
ME 说： would you like to share something with me ?
ME 说： anything you want to say.
没事瞎聊，精彩马上上演。
Carter F. Ham 说： my friend i need to invest inyour country
Carter F. Ham 说： then be my partener in business to received money i made in africa here and invest it for me there in your country
这把戏老子N年前就知道了。过时了吧。反正没事，逗你玩吧
ME 说： how to do ?
Carter F. Ham 说： okay
ME 说： no problem .
ME 说： i 'd like to
Carter F. Ham 说： what is there is that the funds are here with me and i want to invest the money in a real estate business in your country
Carter F. Ham 说： what you need to do is to help me received this funds in your account as my partner and benefactor and invest the money for me there in your country
应付下。
ME 说： ok..
ME 说： what should i do ?
Carter F. Ham 说： okay i will tell you
Carter F. Ham 说： first i want you to give me your email id
Carter F. Ham 说： so that i send you email on what do you
Carter F. Ham 说： see there is a MOU i will get and send to you after you have reply me email for you to read and sign
技俩一样一样的。NND
ME 说： i don't have email.
其实我也挺能装B哈哈。
Carter F. Ham 说： after you sign it i will hand over the funds to some body who will take it to the near by country to deposite in a bank in your name there , after which the bank will contact you to ask you for you account details which they will transfer the money to
ME 说： can you give me one?
ME 说： what's email?
我继续装，彻底的装！老子还会没EMAIL。大把啊。
Carter F. Ham 说： i mean you email address
ME 说： i don't have .
ME 说： sorry.
Carter F. Ham 说： then how can i send you email if you dont
ME 说： can you tell me someting about email?
ME 说： then that can help me know email.
ME 说： and learn to use it.
装的像个乡巴佬。
Carter F. Ham 说： then how did you creat you skype
Carter F. Ham 说： this is my email address
Carter F. Ham 说： gen_carterham1952@yahoo.com
Carter F. Ham 说： give me yours
骗子有点怀疑了。
ME 说： i get my shype account with email.
ME 说： without
Carter F. Ham 说： then give me that email okay
ME 说： only use neckname and password.
ME 说： i don't know what you are talking about email.
ME 说： i'm from countryside
ME 说： and never heard what email.
ME 说： we only use paper mail.
ME 说： you got me crazy.
我也能编的。编的像那么回事。
Carter F. Ham 说： this is funny
Carter F. Ham 说： okay can you check you paper email
Carter F. Ham 说： give me your paper email and i will write you email there now
靠他居然信了，，OMG.MY LADY GAGA……
ME 说： i told you that i'm in countryside of china .
ME 说： i don't know how to traslate the add in english.
ME 说： do you want the chinese version?
ME 说： i doubt if i can receive you mail from far far away country.
当时反应比平常快啊。啥都能扯。
Carter F. Ham 说： yes
Carter F. Ham 说： i can translat your email if you send them to me
Carter F. Ham 说： give me you id i will send you email
Carter F. Ham 说： if you want to reply with chines reply i will translate it okay
好敬业。好卖力啊。为了USD….学习啊同志们。
ME 说： OK.
Carter F. Ham 说： so give me you email address now
Carter F. Ham 说： so that i send you the email
ME 说： i told you i have no email add. only my hometown add.
ME 说： how many time do you want me to say it.
ME 说： again and again.
也对白痴的骗子老外发飙。哈哈哈。咱也老大一回。
ME 说： here is my add:中国福建省厦门市新华路43号
ME 说： can you translate it to me .
给了他一个厦门公安局的地址。哈哈。
Carter F. Ham 说： ok
ME 说： or you just send mail in chinese?
ME 说： do you want me to do something more?
Carter F. Ham 说： Xinhua Road, Xiamen City, Fujian Province, China No. 43
靠，，用的什么翻译软件啊。这么快速准确。日。
Carter F. Ham 说： this is house address you gave me
Carter F. Ham 说： i need your email address
Carter F. Ham 说： okay now
Carter F. Ham 说： you open
Carter F. Ham 说： www.yahoomail.com
居然要我去申请个邮箱。TNN的。
ME 说： then
Carter F. Ham 说： when its open please try and creat an email address from there
Carter F. Ham 说： you will see where they say sign up
Carter F. Ham 说： click on it
Carter F. Ham 说： a pag will open and ask you to fill in your details
挺耐心的。
ME 说： ok .
Carter F. Ham 说： you just follow the instruction there okay
ME 说： ok
ME 说： got you
ME 说： hold a second man,.
继续装。等几分钟。
ME 说： it says"Sorry, we're currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again in a few minutes.
确实想去申请个邮箱专门忽悠他的。申请的时候出了点问题。
"
ME 说： omg.
ME 说： what' the wrong with this fucking world.
Carter F. Ham 说： type www.yahoomail.com
ME 说： everything doesn't work.
ME 说： i'm creating it.
ME 说： but meet the problem i send to you .
ME 说： why don't you just creat one for me ?
我发飙。我发飙～～～～哈哈。装滴。
Carter F. Ham 说： are you using computer there
ME 说： yes.
ME 说： what?
Carter F. Ham 说： the try
ME 说： then what do you think i'm using.?

oneforwhat： ME 说： ok .
Carter F. Ham 说： www.hotmail.com
Carter F. Ham 说： did that open
ME 说： YES.
ME 说： i'm creating now.
Carter F. Ham 说： good then creat one okay
ME 说： i'm doing that.
ME 说： shit.
ME 说： it drove me crazy.
Carter F. Ham 说： what is that
ME 说： can't creat one too.
Carter F. Ham 说： what is the problem
我再次忽悠。
ME 说： how a bout helping me creat one ok.
ME 说： i'm sick with that.fuck hotmail.com.
脏话啊。
Carter F. Ham 说： give me your name
ME 说： it's devil.
ME 说： ME.
Carter F. Ham 说： i need your details for me to creat one hote mail for you now
挺听话的哈。
ME 说： ok .
ME 说： you ask me .
ME 说： i answear you .
Carter F. Ham 说： wait
ME 说： ok.
Carter F. Ham 说： give me your phone number
Carter F. Ham 说： and give me your posta code
啥年代了。我说没有电话。我扯哪里了？
ME 说： we don't have telephone .
Carter F. Ham 说： what year are you born
ME 说： we don't use telephone.but cell phone.
ME 说： but i don't have one.cause i can offer it .
Carter F. Ham 说： give me your cell number
Carter F. Ham 说： but you working
Carter F. Ham 说： dont you have up to 2000usd with you
装穷啊。也确实很穷。
ME 说： i earn little and have to feen my family .
ME 说： so i don't have much money to buy one.
ME 说： 2000usd?
ME 说： i dont know when i can earn so much .
Carter F. Ham 说： then how much do you earn?
日。又来搂底。
ME 说： 500RMB
ME 说： EACH MONTH.
Carter F. Ham 说： how much is that in dollars
ME 说： AROUND 80USD
Carter F. Ham 说： par month
Carter F. Ham 说： this is bad
是的。TOOO BAD
ME 说： YEAH.
ME 说： so poor.
ME 说： im living in hell..
Carter F. Ham 说： then how do you cope
Carter F. Ham 说： paying your rent and feed
Carter F. Ham 说： how do you meet up
我瞎扯淡。
ME 说： by goverment.
ME 说： they give me little to keep me alive.
ME 说： don't you know chinese goverment?
Carter F. Ham 说： yes
Carter F. Ham 说： those the government pay you too
Carter F. Ham 说： how is that
ME 说： 200rmb.
Carter F. Ham 说： and how much in total do you get in a month
他要的是2000USD啊。差太远了。不知道他有没有兴趣。
ME 说： about 700rmb.
Carter F. Ham 说： how much is that in dollars
ME 说： 120usd.
ME 说： maybe.
ME 说： have you creat one?
Carter F. Ham 说： i m trying to do that
老子也尝试下催人的滋味。
Carter F. Ham 说： come do you have savings for this
ME 说： i'm waitting.
Carter F. Ham 说： have you been saving money
ME 说： on.all my salary can't balance the family outcome.
ME 说： how can i save money?
Carter F. Ham 说： so you dont save any money at all
三句话不离钱。骗子啊骗子。一点都不专业。
ME 说： yes.
Carter F. Ham 说： do you give money to you family too
ME 说： my parents don't give me money as i don't have money to give my parents.
ME 说： both us are poor.
ME 说： totally broker.
ME 说： thank you for give me this chance to make money.
Carter F. Ham 说： dont you have one
ME 说： i will do whatever you will tell me to do .
ME 说： i don't wanna lose this chance.
ME 说： what?
ME 说： what one?
ME 说： have you finished it.
ME 说： and got one email for me ?
装的像个视财如命的B
Carter F. Ham 说： i m almost finishing it
难为他了。
ME 说： ok.
Carter F. Ham 说： see my friend i want you to know that for you to be able to recived this money you have to keep some money with there you there incase they will need some money to get some documents for you , you will be able to provide it for them to see that they get everything done for you and see that the money is transfer to you without problem ookay
ME 说： ok .
Carter F. Ham 说： i hope you understand me very very well
Carter F. Ham 说： then how will you get money with you there since you say your salary is poor
Carter F. Ham 说： tell me
ME 说： i tatally understand.
ME 说： just borrow.
ME 说： does it cost much.?
Carter F. Ham 说： not really
Carter F. Ham 说： though i think so but it wount cost that much
ME 说： how much/
ME 说： just tell me .
ME 说： then i can prepare for it early.
Carter F. Ham 说： free.jinchang@live.com
靠。真帮我申请了个。
Carter F. Ham 说： that is your hot mail id
Carter F. Ham 说： this is the password
ME 说： ok.
Carter F. Ham 说： londonboy
SHIT.密码是伦敦男孩。I’M CHINESE BOY…FUCK…
ME 说： ok.
ME 说： copy it and keep it on my book
Carter F. Ham 说： about a thousand dollars or two
Carter F. Ham 说： but it wount more than 2000usd
ME 说： omg.too much.
Carter F. Ham 说： your pass word is : londonboy
ME 说： i can't borrow so much money .
ME 说： i see.
ME 说： can you just trasfer me 1800usd.in advance.
哈哈。以其人之道还骗其人之身。
ME 说： i will fix the balance.

oneforwhat： ME 说： ok ?
Carter F. Ham 说： IF I CANT I WOULD HAVE DONT THAT BUT I CANT TRANSFER MONEY OUT
Carter F. Ham 说： because of the war here
ME 说： can you just trasfer me 1800usd.in advance.
ME 说： i will try my best to settle the balance.
Carter F. Ham 说： and this money can only be transfer to you when you sign some document with me and the funds are being taking out from here to a near by country and deposite there and transfer it
他也开始抓狂了。O LEILEI .O LALA.
ME 说： what do you think ofit.
Carter F. Ham 说： can you get credit of of 1500usd with you i think with that everything ill be soved
讨价还价了。姑大爷的。
Carter F. Ham 说： have you check your email now
Carter F. Ham 说： its hotmail.com
Carter F. Ham 说： www.hotmail.com
Carter F. Ham 说： put the email id
Carter F. Ham 说： and put your password which is
Carter F. Ham 说： londonboy okay
ME 说： ok .will check it now.
看邮件中。
Carter F. Ham 说： do that now okay
草。猴急样儿。
ME 说： i'm doning it.
ME 说： wow.
ME 说： it's email.
Carter F. Ham 说： free.jinchang@live.com
Carter F. Ham 说： that is your email id
ME 说： i know.
Carter F. Ham 说： and the password is londonboy
Carter F. Ham 说： have it open now
ME 说： yes.
ME 说： wow.
ME 说： amazing.
Carter F. Ham 说： i m sending you email now to that email now okay
ME 说： how long will it take to receive your email with this amazing thing.? 3or 5days .?like the paper mail?
ME 说： i'm checking now.
Carter F. Ham 说： YOU WILL RECEIVED IT NOW
ME 说： GOD's work.
ME 说： so soon.
ME 说： just unbelieveable.
装的像个火星人。马勒个八字的。
Carter F. Ham 说： I JUST SEND YOU EMAIL NOW
Carter F. Ham 说： CHECK YOUR INBOX
Carter F. Ham 说： now
ME 说： ok.man.
ME 说： don't push me.
一步步教我啊。太有耐心了。
Carter F. Ham 说： what do you mean
Carter F. Ham 说： i said i have send you email
Carter F. Ham 说： to your new email
Carter F. Ham 说： can you check your inbox at the hote mail
ME 说： yes ..
ME 说： i check your emial.
ME 说： sorry.
ME 说： i don't have tellphone number.
ME 说： is it necessary?
Carter F. Ham 说： you there
Carter F. Ham 说： what you doing
Carter F. Ham 说： you there
期间SKYP又发不了信息。
ME 说： after checking your email.

i don't think i can help you , cause i don't have the phone NO.and don't have so much money to pay for all which i willl meet while in bank.

could u just send 1500usd at first . the balance will be settled in any ways will be take .
看了他邮件后回复他。
ME 说： i was checking your email.
ME 说： did you see what i said
Carter F. Ham 说： tell me how much you know you can come up with
ME 说： have you received my email
Carter F. Ham 说： forget the phone number if you dont have
Carter F. Ham 说： put bring your address
ME 说： the max:500usd
其实我500USD都拿不出啊。忒穷了。
ME 说： lets solve the money problem first.
ME 说： then disscus other things.
Carter F. Ham 说： okay i will that the person who will help us take the money out from here assist you by all mean on this okay
ME 说： ok .
ME 说： who.

oneforwhat： ME 说： may i know him now?
Carter F. Ham 说： not now because i=you have not send me the details i ask from you
Carter F. Ham 说： and also we have not get the documents done and sign
Carter F. Ham 说： the person is a retired army general of africa here
又一个上将。日。哪里那么多上将。以为是兴国啊。
Carter F. Ham 说： i will talk with him to help you take the money for you to his country and see that the money is deposited and transfer to you
ME 说： ok .
Carter F. Ham 说： his namdretired general Dambazau
ME 说： thanks a looot
Carter F. Ham 说： welcome
客气啥～
Carter F. Ham 说： so send me those details i need from you okay
Carter F. Ham 说： and try get the $500usd kep with you
Carter F. Ham 说： i need you to send me your details via email now
Carter F. Ham 说： okay
NND ，，500也行？胃口越来越小了？
ME 说： ok .
Carter F. Ham 说： i m waiting or your person details and a scan copy of your id card or passport photograph okay
ME 说： full name:ME
ME 说： home add:Xinhua Road, Xiamen City, Fujian Province, China No. 43
ME 说： state/province:fujian
ME 说： country:china
ME 说： Age:28
ME 说： SEX:male
ME 说： OCCUPATION:WORKER.
ME 说： IS THAT OK?
要我发资料给他狗日的。
Carter F. Ham 说： where do you work
Carter F. Ham 说： name of company you are working
ME 说： I WORK IN A PERSONAL SHOP
ME 说： NO NAME .
ME 说： I MAKE BRAND FOR BOSS.
ME 说： OK .
忽悠中。
Carter F. Ham 说： ohh really
ME 说： I'M GOING SLEEP.
ME 说： SEND ME EMAILL .
ME 说： WILL TRY MY BEST.
老子累了。不想跟他玩了。
Carter F. Ham 说： okay
Carter F. Ham 说： i will send you email
Carter F. Ham 说： i got your detail now
ME 说： OK.SEE YOU .
Carter F. Ham 说： and i have forwarded it to a barrister now
Carter F. Ham 说： he will get the mou okay today and once i recived it i will send the documents to you for you to sign and return it back to me via email onkay
ME 说： OK.
Carter F. Ham 说： please when you received the document pleae print it out sign it and scan it and send it back to me okay so that i can take the funds out from libya here to the near by country to see that its been transfer to you
Carter F. Ham 说： okay
ME 说： OK .
ME 说： COPY]
ME 说： (handshake)
Carter F. Ham 说： good
Carter F. Ham 说： i will get back to you
ME 说： OK
Carter F. Ham 说： please try and get the $500usd with you and keep it okay
靠。想钱想疯了。不放过我啊？
Carter F. Ham 说： and also i hope you have western union money transfer in your area
还西联呢。
ME 说： I WILL .
Carter F. Ham 说： or money gramm transfer in your area
ME 说： YES ,,WE HAVE.
Carter F. Ham 说： okay
Carter F. Ham 说： let me go get the documents now
Carter F. Ham 说： i will get back to you in the next 30 minits okay
ME 说： PLS SEND ME EMAIL ABOUT OTHER THING.
Carter F. Ham 说： what is the time there now
ME 说： I'M TIRED NOW.
ME 说： 22:28
ME 说： OK .
Carter F. Ham 说： other things like what ?
ME 说： THINGS YOU THINK YOU WANT ME DO .
ME 说： OK ..SEE U .
直接关了SKYPE.HAHA .解气。
准备看他邮件。看他耍什么花样。嘿嘿。且听下回分解。