teamingtrade：诚心诚意给客户的道歉信---剧终
事情源起于我问客户能否合作，客户写信我误会了，在此致以真诚的道歉
从客户回信贴起：
From: Yasir Shah
Sent: Thursday, July 02, 2009 6:33 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE: cooperation
I would like to cooperate you with my balls please send it to your anus. Thank you.
我误会客户了，复信如下：
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 2, 2009 3:46 AM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
I am afraid you penis is too tiny. The mosquito do better than you.
Did you meet any female animal touch you?
Go back home asshole, Doyourself!
SOB
客户觉得受到了侮辱，要求我道歉：
From: Yasir Shah
Sent: Thursday, July 02, 2009 6:57 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE:cooperation
I am confused. I thought you wanted to do business with my boss Mr. Balls who lives close to Anus town. I am insulted by your comments. I think you misunderstood me. Please apologize nowwww.
本人真诚道歉：
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 3, 2009 9:46 AM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
OH, I am sorry I do not know you are so closed your boss. You mentioned “my balls”. So is it your sweet calling to your Boss Mr Balls? I am sorry I do not know this. And I also have a question looking forward to your answer.Is there a word ”guy”? I always spell A wrong word.
Then, Mr. Balls actually is larger than you, right? PLEASE pass a message to your boss we are so surprised they have Such Of Brilliant worker like you. So you must be the greatest SOB worker in your company.
You know my English is not so good. So, pls. give me fully understanding. Thank you.
Refer to the not good word last letter, I think you should forget because I am a sincerely but poor English speaking supplier and want to cooperate with you, NOT YOUR BOSS.
And I am sorry to said the mosquito is better than you. Last night, they bite me much times just hate I compare them to you. And I am also sorry to female animal, actually you are just kinds of PEOPLE from Canada , I think they are afraid of you so they do not touch you. So , I should give fully understand to them either. Now I apologize to all the THINGS I mentioned in last letter, especially to you.
Next time you come to China, I must show you some female animal to touch you. The female animal in China will be more tolerant and hospitable.
Sorry again, the SOB worker from BC Frozen Foods Ltd
I will remember you always in my mind and I will apologize to you in public through Internet.
Wish you have the best and last good day!
好了，我完成我的诺言了，回头我再贴加拿大网站道歉去
邮件沟通继续中。
客户似乎并不接受我的道歉，非要把事情闹大：
From: Yasir Shah
Sent: Friday, July 03, 2009 3:05 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE:cooperation
If you do not apologize sincerely by this time tomorrow, I am going to show this email to the Chinese Embassy inCanada and they are going to contact you for the filth you are saying on the internet. I have advise Mr. Sandy Balls not to correspond with you.I am awaiting your apology.
向客户展示诚意：
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 3, 2009 3:06 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
Dear PEOPLE,
I will print and fax to your office next Monday.
All the emails. Show to your office and your Balls and let them to know my sincerity apologize.
I already show my apologize to you . But it seems you did not receive it. Let other judge it.
客户仍然不觉得这是道歉：
From: Yasir Shah
Sent: Friday, July 03, 2009 3:20 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE:cooperation
Send me an apologie letter now so that I can show Mr Balls and then I will advise him to talk to you.
赶紧给客户解释：
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 3, 2009 3:21 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
I send many apologize letter already. Pls. do ask your boss to write me. I will explain to him directly.
Thanks,
感觉不够诚意，追加一封
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 3, 2009 3:25 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
Oh, you must do not understand why I do not fax to your office this afternoon. Because our international card was out. Next Monday, I will fax to Mr Balls to apologize again and again.
Especially for the first letter from you. I want to learn Engish from your boss. I wish I can get a right understand to your letter after your company’s comments.
Thanks
客户厌烦了：
From: Yasir Shah
Sent: Friday, July 03, 2009 3:30 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE: cooperation
I just talked to him, he said he is not interested in talking. So just forget about everything. Good bye.
他烦了，我不能啊，经济危机如此厉害，不能有损公司声誉，有损祖国荣誉呀，赶紧回复：
From: 就是ME
Sent: July 3, 2009 3:36 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah'
Subject: RE: cooperation
I am sorry dear sir, friendly Canadian , gentlemanand GREATEST SOB worker from BC Frozen Foods Ltd.
He is not interested to me but I am interested in learning English.
My poor English makes me lose customer and my boss will fire me. It is too awful for me in such a crisis times.
Or, could you show me your apologize so that I can feel better.? Maybe I will forget such bad words after a happy things happen.
Thanks
都10几分钟了，客户还不回复，赶紧追加一封：
I am easier to be boring. Could you give me apologize within 1 hour?
Or I will print them out and wait for next Monday’s English lesson.
Thanks
要下班了，不能总这么耗下去吧，所以给客户公司写一封正经的邮件：
Dear Sirs,
Good morning,
I am sorry but could you pass my letter to your boss and ask him to answer me?
I have a little problem on business and English to consult to him
Thanks and best regards,
顺便给LM客户一个，因为突然发现他不是加拿大人，而是美国人：
You are not a good person. I just find you are not Canadian GUY, I write a right word,donot I? You are obviously damn Uncle Sam.
Anyway, Bye for now. Do remember I will learn real American English next Monday.
A better English level will help me to understand you better. In future I can distinguish what are animal barking and what are human writing.
Have a nice day!
再注明一下吧： LM 是 Liu Mang，有些小朋友别再看不懂了
调查了一遍，他们的网址都通过一个GODADDY注册的，根本查不到任何信息，而且网络上除了这个LM客户，基本上没有其他公司人员，初步判定是皮包公司或者美国的SOHO，试探问一下看看他知道公司的传真情况不知道：
From: 就是ME
Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 9:25 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah' <yasir@XXXXXXXfoods.com>
Subject: RE:cooperation
Dear Friend,
Do you boss read our fax?
Could you show him?
Thanks,
大骗子上当了，hoho
From: Yasir Shah <yasir@xxxxxxxfoods.com>
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 12:34 PM
To: 就是ME
Subject: RE: cooperation
He read it and told me to tell u to bugger off or he will call the embassy.
赶紧痛快痛快嘴
From: 就是ME
Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:25 PM
To: 'Yasir Shah' <yasir@XXXXXXXfoods.com>
Subject: RE:cooperation
Thank you Great Liar.
I did not fax it yet. However, I will and I gave to my American friend already.
No apologize from you and I will keep this matter moving till I get what I want.
为此事画个句号吧，因为无论如何他说了一句正经话，当然里面包含着蔑视中国的态度
We dont buy offshore product, especially chinesee cause it is high risk food.
sql1006：看的云里雾里，不怎么明白
QQ743404571：老外的英语有时侯是很怪的哦不要误会单词哦
ambywu：:L 1楼的理解能力太强了，你说你一女的没事瞎想什么呢！
hs070259：呵呵，笑死我了。
太好笑啦。
那个恩肯定也会觉得好笑的。如果你诚信解释清楚的话，呵呵
Yervant：感觉貌似是一个很水的贴.. 不是很符合情理
火车人：1楼是女的么，那就太强悍了
teamingtrade：接受批评，继续学习去鸟
lily~Lee：谁知道这个老外说的是真的假的，哪里有这么难听的地方？
lfwillhappy：
female animal是什么东西啊，我不太懂啊。LZ 解释一下啊
andydufresne：道歉信能不能写短点？
too long
看的累
倾城的时光：LS的这么多位，大家有没有看LZ的回信啊
笑死我的。
LZ你真有才，你教我学英语吧。
leonwangfeng：不要一看到BALL，就想到什么什么。
peter0303：这道歉信也太..哈哈
牛X、
peter0303：到时候这个还在回信的话，帖出来CC。
cherry-data-in：1楼，你超级搞笑，我也经常在客户说了什么事以当，如果我很气愤我会立马回过去。等到明白自己理解错了别人的意思，再来道歉。
teamingtrade：
谢谢了，我总以为我外贸不行是因为英语的原因，现在看来不全是呵
zachary98：有点乱....
hu9814：貌似有人很傻很天真
菊爆，春袋都能整
哎，看来要与时俱进啊。
teamingtrade：
不要一看到道歉，就想是什么什么。看清楚再说，我真服了你们了
teamingtrade：
大哥，如果说我不回复你可以让你感觉到我很无语的话，我非常乐意一个字都不写
teamingtrade：
偶承认有很怪癖的老外，偶误会单词的事情到现在没怎么发生过
teamingtrade：
理解能力再弱也。
说真的同胞，我觉得我国语水平太高了，所以外语水平不行
teamingtrade：
好似没有
teamingtrade：
不懂需要上网查，或者查查字典什么的
teamingtrade：
我很期待他回信，如果他还真回的话，回头我就打印出来发给他们公司
teamingtrade：
承蒙夸奖
leonwangfeng：
又仔细看了一次，，GUY 和 GAY。你真的比较强。
Sunny_xtu：这是搞笑吧！！！
fujimm：lz。太彪悍了。吧。
willa530：
同意你的话，我看了你的回信。很不错哦，他会强词夺理，咱们也以牙还牙。做得好
那个可恶的客户说那样下流的话，还想给自己立个正义的牌子，
呵呵，真是林子大了什么鸟都有啊。
hu9814：汗个，1楼开个双语讲座好了:funk:
ls9926：LZ,知错能改,善莫大焉~
换成我,我也会误会那个鬼佬.
teamingtrade：
阿弥陀佛善哉善哉
teamingtrade：人呢，我可是更新了o
fujimm：那人要气疯了。
Milvy：直接道明做错了 请求原谅可能会好一些吧
他可能会感觉你在油腔滑调……
jmzs：这回复，太牛逼了！
teamingtrade：在线等待他回复呢。
等不来道歉，那他就等着下岗吧
倾城的时光：算了，LZ，他都说忘了这些事了。咱也算了吧
你有时间，不如教我学英语。
哈哈哈。
LZ，QQ多少？
我是MM哦，不是不良青少年。
xiang_722：真是晕,第一次见到这样的邮件..
不过1楼也真胆大,第一封信敢那样回复..
应该问清楚的..
88houcool：我在谷歌地图上根本搜不到这个地方，我怀疑那个老外是故意的。没必要向他道歉，为什么要用那样容易让人误解的词语，不是什么好鸟！
teamingtrade：
留下你QQ吧，我不经常上呢
老鼠爱上猪：
哥哥，还用搜，呵呵，服了你了~~~~
老鼠爱上猪：1楼超级强悍，我堂堂七尺男儿，自愧不如~愿意拜师学艺
teamingtrade：不好意思，献丑了。可是太受不了这种流氓了
88houcool：哦，原来是这样的
那个老外是个恶心的流氓， 而1楼小妹是个自尊自强又聪明的好女孩！
tennysnow2008：LZ 你太强悍了 ，我看的不太懂.
zachary98：1楼竟然是位女同志..
服了!
tennysnow2008：老外太恶心了。
vicky592：到底在干嘛:time:
Radella： 小女子对LZ的敬仰犹如滔滔洪水
简直是奇才 看看那个老外再怎么回信
哈哈 逛外贸路这么久 这是第一个让我觉得特神气的帖子
强烈支持
2008Melinda：呵呵，我以为1楼是男孩子哦。实在佩服。你的英语运用自如，要是我，都不知道怎么回击了。偶像！！
cqhvictor：
你真的要好好看懂LZ 所谓的道歉，你得好好学英语了
teamingtrade：
估计不会回了，待会给他们公司写信
88houcool：
多谢教诲，大意了，没看清楚。太善良了，容易被骗，呵呵
huangxiaozhe：LZ 不是一般的强啊，变被动为主动~~加拿大的老鬼遇到中国智慧型河东狮。就只能乖乖地从了
哈哈
Daisy0904：哎,被这家伙侮辱了!
1楼, 请别介意刚才把你来回的邮件发给我两个加拿大的朋友看了,,, 那个地址是不存在,姓也是没有的, 他们看了很气愤,骂这个家伙侮辱我们中国人,还是女孩子..还要我把联系方式告诉他..去整理整理这个家伙呢!! 现在我也超级恼火了..千万别再道歉了,不骂他祖宗就不错了
白色的雪花点：周六来上班本来很郁闷的，现在看了1楼的帖子，坏心情一扫而光啊，1楼真是人才啊，佩服~哈哈~
guqunyan：
:@ ,TMD, 真的被他欺骗了!
janey6319：我认为这个鸟人是故意为难1楼的，他那封信本来就是在骂人，只是你回训之后，他故意那么解释，很显然他早已设了一个圈套。
三都笑笑生：1楼好强大的，这个故事可以编进中英文翻译教材
wen001：顶一下强大的1楼 打死那只冒牌的美国苍蝇
angelawu：对方没回复了吗？不知道他的感想是什么
teamingtrade：今天继续给流氓客户写信，别骂我是闲人。一则是气不过，二则都是金融危机闹得，太闲了
yalewood：我喜欢1楼以牙还牙的风格。很多老外都变态的。
只是我没想到1楼也能写出一些很“精辟”的回复桥段， 说客户那个跟蚊子一样ＴＩＮＹ太好笑了。
我想了一下估计客户一开始是恶意的，难道真有个“ＡＮＵＳ ＴＯＷＮ”？
1楼也不用说自己英语不好，已经很好了，应该问他是不是illiteracy？
coldplay：哈哈LZ太搞笑了
0811灵儿：1楼太厉害，这经验还是值得学习！
Liuzq：感觉没啥意思， 1楼估计也是无聊的吧
teamingtrade：
hoho
正闲着没事干呢，一个人找上门找磨叽，可不容易了
倾城的时光：
更难得的是遇上 一个也很无聊的老外。
看他一直回你就知道了。
哈哈
ls9926：这就叫剧终了,LZ?:L
teamingtrade：
再玩就没劲了呀，他不跟我吵架了，难道我还挑事去呀
bencsy319：大哥，你就不能做点正经事吗？
文章首发表于：2009-7-3 10:54
