我把你当客户了呢刚刚发生加了你好久了

被逼上梁山:我把你当客户了呢,刚刚发生~
加了你好久了,见你上线打过几次招呼,你都不摆我。因为每次都提示有些功能不好使,以为你MSN有问题呢~今天很神奇得说话了,主动和我说话,你要买什么磨粉机呢~你真的是要买磨粉机吗?确定吗??
U 说:
hi
do you have pulverizing machine for pvc granule?
ME 说:
Hello. I am sorry I was out for lunch.
U说:
hi
M 说:
Aha, I thought you can't receive my messages
U 说:
?
U刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
M 说:
I said hi to you, but no response
U 说:
hi
how are you?
M 说:
not very good, and you?
yes, now it's ok
U 说:
fine
M 说:
here is very cold
i am frozen
U 说:
i need bending and expanding machine and pulverizing machine
ok?
do you have this machine?
M 说:
we have expanding machine and pulverizing machine
i don't know bending machine
U 说:
can send for me information and pictuers
ok?
pulverizing machine price?
M 说:
of course, but before that i need to know what products you need?
U 说:
best quality
M 说:
yes
U 说:
output about 300kg/h
ok?
price?
M 说:
the output is for which machine?
expanding machine means socketing machine, right?
U 说:
pvc granule
ok
tell me price pulverizing?
U 刚给您发送了一个闪屏振动。
U 说:
?
M 说:
yes, I can tell you the price, but not now, because our manager is out and you know i should listen to him
sorry
U 说:
ok
do you have webcam?
M 说:
no, sorry
we don't have it on work
U 说:
pictuer?
M 说:
1 min
U说:
?
i like to see you?
i am xxx 27 single
you?
M 说:
picture of me?
sorry and I think you won't like to see me
because you are so young and also you are single
U 说:
how old are you?
M 说:
me,52 years old and I have married and my sun is older than you.
U 说:
ok
i like marry with girl of china
ok?
M 说:
ok, maybe I can help you.
send me a picture of you, ok?
U 说:
ok
your email?
M 说:
brilliant888@hotmail.com
U 说:
ok
M 说:
ok
U 说:
i want one girl beautiful and tall and wealthy
ok?
can find for me?
M 说:
i can have a try
may I know why do you want to marry with Chiese girl?
Have you sent the picture?
U 说:
ok
i send for you later
i like china
M 说:
ok
oh, I am glad to hear that
have you been to China?
U 说:
no
i want to go to china
ok
M 说:
oh, pity
U 说:
i am waiting
M 说:
when?
U 说:
soon
i am waiting
ok
bye
M 说:
ok
see you
U 说:
thanks
bye
很想很想像有些强悍的路友一样,痛骂他一顿,还买磨粉机呢~等待骂他,谁有什么好词儿,还望大家不吝赐教!

鱿鱼一号:前排沙发就坐
慢慢看

юля:什么意思啊,没看懂。

工作报告:翻译成中文,,或1楼把大概的意思说一下

被逼上梁山:
遗憾,他没说俄语,我也就用英语和他说了

юля:
翻译下吧。

Shinelv:这个外国人还真是脸皮厚的不行了。:L

happy_jess:这个鬼老真没法说,不过LZ也很幽默呢,他照片发了没,哈哈。

被逼上梁山:
开始两句话他还说要磨粉机,紧接着就要我的照片,说他是单身之类的,我告诉他你可能对我的照片不感兴趣,因为你那么年轻还是单身,他就问我多大了,我说我52了儿子都比你大。他就说他想找个中国女孩结婚,我说我也许可以帮你吧~人家要漂亮高挑富裕的女孩:L 我让他先发个他的照片过来呢:@ 然后他就下了:@

被逼上梁山:
就是啊,无语了,有没有好词儿准备点,等他下次再叨叨时,我就骂他!:@

改行坐沙发:LZ泄露客户资料了

被逼上梁山:
一般点,还没发呢:@

被逼上梁山:
有什么可取的资料,你就收了吧

jiangjinying:我之前谈到那些所谓的客户, 几乎都找我要照片,YY的, 不知道他们是找货还是找人, 唉。 结果就是没一个谈成单独。

工作报告:
问他 软的饭好吃还是硬的饭好吃


chenfeng1537:是借着买设备的借口来泡LZ吧。

13641449907:哈哈见识了支持1楼

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